My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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