1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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