There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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