google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
She needs sedatives and a leash
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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