just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I still have a little drunk in my system
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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