I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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