absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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