He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
this beer tastes like vomit already
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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