she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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