What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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