I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
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