Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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