Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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