you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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