ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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