Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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