I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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