oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
i dont even know how to be here
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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