If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
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