I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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