Your tits are I can't wait for
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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