Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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