Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
I looked at my own cervix.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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