you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
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