Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
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