I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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