With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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