Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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