I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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