The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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