dude i'm inner monologue high
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
You can't just leave with hair like that
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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