question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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