So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
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