nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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