What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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