i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Randomize
