I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
i used baking grease as lip gloss
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
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