do herpes really smell.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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