normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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