in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I skipped work to stalk him.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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