Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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