explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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