So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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