so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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