Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
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