i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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