im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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