stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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