fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
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His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
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