we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
tonight lets celebrate not being married
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
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